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So, you feel you may have problems and would like some help figuring them and life out. Well, before I can help, I need to gather some info about you, your life and your problem.    Let's begin by warming up your mind. These Thought Provoking Questions will prepare you for taking our Idiot Test. After all, I have to know what I'm working with here. Well, that was very intesting. Now let's rule out if your just having Bad Day or if your whole life is screwed up. With that out of the way, let's make sure it's not just built up Stress. OK, We are getting close to solving your problems. There's another major concern that can cause all sorts of problems to occur. Yes, it's Gas. Too much of it and you lose your friends. Not enough and you lose your health. Now we know what stinks. Next we must rule out the most common Human Problem. We are getting very close to an answer now. But since you're searching the internet, we must find out if your problems are computer related. Do you consider you computer to be Male or Female. That helps a little. Let's learn more about this Relationship you have with your computer. Possibly, it's not the computer or you. Large corporations can cause you alot of grief. Read this info on The Computer Industry and see if you feel better then. Did that help? Just a few more things and you can be on your way. Age is also a factor in the way you feel. Let's find out how old you are Feeling today. Are you feeling better or worse? Before I give you any kind of answers, let's see if your condition has changed since you first arrived here. Please take this Chocolate Test to help me determine your status. That should about do it. You may now read my Opinion on your problems. Now that your problems are solved, here is one more bit of advice, you must Do This to ensure your problems don't return. And last, but not least, always remember to give 100% to your job. Hey, SeeYa, Would'nt Wanna Be Ya    You're still here. Well then, while you're just wasting time anyway, check out the news that just came in. Here are the hottest news stories of the day,,, Scientists have finally discovered which came fist, The Chicken or The Egg. Click back there to read the full story. The wonderful folks at the Airlines have started their lastest promotion effort and released some Safety Tips for surviving an airplane crash. It is now know what has happened to Marvin the Martian. He himself has sent in This Letter to explain to us Earthlings where he is and just what he has in store for us.   EARTHLINGS BEWARE!!!! The National Coalition of Unwed Lesbian Mothers had their annual convention this past week. After several days of intense meetings, they sent in This List of things they are pretty sure of. The Local Newspaper, under pressure from loads of mail, have released This List to help the readers to understand all of the abreviations in the Personal Listings. Well it's about time.

 

 
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